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Funny Short Shorts Quotes & Sayings
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Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.
Donny Osmond
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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We're obsessed with the way Kate looks, Wellington boots with shorts? Who else could get away with that?
Rachel Zoe
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85 degrees out, shorts, and a tank....this is a tease. I just want summer!
Kendall Jenner
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Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth
Superbad
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that.
Stanley Tucci
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Dress for the weather. If its hot, wear shorts if you want to. Who cares what people say.
Unknown
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
Unknown
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.
Guy Kawasaki
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.
Lorrie Fair
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