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I would never have been a good scientist - my attention span was too short for that.
Octavia Butler
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The way is long if one follows precepts, but short... if one follows patterns.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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The life so short, the crafts so long to learn.
Geoffrey Chaucer
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Thankful for my many blessings. Gods grace is NOTHING short of amazing.
Unknown
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I really find talking to short people awkward. I would hate for them to think I'm looking down on them or anything.
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Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained.
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Short people problems: wearing pants when it rains.
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The Liberals have been pressing for the brief on the basis of which he said there was authority for war.
Clare Short
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I have set out to change the language of the international system.
Clare Short
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with me, this shit gon cost, you short? then thas yo lost.
Trina
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Loving you was my favorite mistake.
Unknown
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I still write the occasional short story, and poked at a novel once, but it's just not what I want to do.
George Murray
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Everything has to be pulling weight in a short story for it to be really of the first order.
Tobias Wolff
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I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.
Martin Short
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Sometimes I cry just to hear you say it'll be alright.
Unknown
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Long on hair, short on brains
French Proverb
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Falling short of perfection is a process that just never stops.
William Shawn
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If you think you made it, your at the wrong place, never stop.
Unknown
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Life is too short to stress over someone who doesn't deserve to be an issue.
Unknown
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
John Barrymore
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