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Funny Smart Food Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Smart Food" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than s...
Tom Lehrer
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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Fran Lebowitz
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Facts are to the mind what food is to the body
Edmund Burke
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I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Oscar Wilde
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than s...
Tom Lehrer
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Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
Michael Pollan
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I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Oscar Wilde
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Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too?
Unknown
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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt
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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Fran Lebowitz
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And what, Socrates, is the food of the soul? Surely, I said, knowledge is the food of the soul.
Plato
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I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, Im naturally a sandy blonde, and my boobs are not mine. But the real me.. Is loving, smart, funny, and simple..and I absolutely love who I am. From now on I'm making a promise to myself and everyone else in my life that I won't pretend to be someone I am not and I'm no longer going to live part of my life in the superficial sad world I have allowed myself to be a part of.
Markesa Yeager
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For me, food is all about balance. If you eat plenty of fruits, vegetables, and an appropriate amount of poultry, fish, and red meat that are sourced from good places, you're doing well. It's important to make sure that the meat you're consuming is hormone-free.
Curtis Stone
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have s... Birthday, you can do all of the above.
Unknown
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People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'
Unknown
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Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.
Mark Mobius
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I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.
Cameron Diaz
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I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.
Cameron Diaz
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