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Funny Sobriety Quotes & Sayings
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Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Watch out, they spit!
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Its funny how people let you down quickly but they expect you to never let them down.
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It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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