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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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