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Funny Status For Friends Quotes & Sayings
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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