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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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The establishment wonders why we can't get more of the black vote. It's because it's not doing the things necessary to establish a deeper relationship with the black community. Most black people don't think alike. Most black people just vote alike.
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Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 2 months from December and no one gives a shit.
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
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Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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