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Funny Straight Up Quotes & Sayings
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You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
Barry Goldwater
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Todd Barry
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Dont complain if God doesn't grant all our wishes straight away, but thank God that He doesn't punish us for our sins straight away.
Unknown
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We decided to go out, it started going well, The s.. was straight ill, plus she was s..y as hell, But she was obsessive as fu.., straight up nuts, Started looking through my facebook texts and stuff, Comin' at me like "Who's Amy", Nobody your my baby, But little did she know that I'd been bangin' Amy lately.
Chris Webby
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All we make is cash, Straight drop glass, ni...s try to jack it, we'll straight drop ass, Trunk on blast and our cars go fast, Choppa make a ni... do a 100 yard dash.
Young Dro
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There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.
Sun Myung Moon
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If you believe that being gay is a choice, then you believe that straight people are straight because they chose not to be gay.
Unknown
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
Unknown
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Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.
Scott Thompson
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For a happy and peaceful life remember to keep your thinking straight in a world where not everyone and everything is straight.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
Robbie Williams
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The straight world has such double standards...only straight guys can be players.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that.
Elisabeth Moss
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It's nice, because I never really get to play the straight-edge kid, I'm always a little off beat or kind of play darker roles or really over-the-top humorous roles. But this is kind of a straight-laced kid. You know, a good boy.
Aaron Paul
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I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.
Michelle Williams
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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