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Funny Sunburn Metaphors Quotes & Sayings
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I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned.
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
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I get sunburn when it's not even sunny outside.
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Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
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Key metaphors help determine what and how we perceive and how we think about our perceptions.
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I am really mad at whoever invented the sunburn...
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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Me every time I see someone with a sunburn: thank God I'm not white.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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I don't believe in the devil until I get a mosquito bite on top of a sunburn...
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Spring break is so close I can taste the sunburn and bad choices.
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Getting one bad sunburn before you're 18 doubles your chances of developing skin cancer. Something to keep in mind.
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A whole generation of writers dined out on the dialectic between original cultures and their culture by progress. They became traveling salesmen of metaphors.
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and with just half of a sunburn new yellow lines that I earned step back and here comes the night time.
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.
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Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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