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Every age needs men who will redeem the time by living with a vision of the things that are to be.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
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I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.
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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
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Age steals away all things, even the mind.
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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Things which do you no good in aviation: The sky above you. The runway behind you. The fuel still in the truck. Half a second ago. Approach plates in the car. The airspeed you don't have.
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
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Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.
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To make it look believable they really have to pump on your chest. And after a while, of course your heart does respond. So my heart, I had, kept having this, like, palpitations. It's making me feel really strange to have people do CPR on me for hours and hours at the time. I don't think it's that great for you. So after the first day, I told Rob, who is directing the episodes, I said 'You have to get me some sort of, you know, chest plate.' So they got this plastic chest plates. I think they used the ones from, that the girls used for Charlie's Angels. They had 3 sort of busts and I think I got Demi's, and I wore that, under all the blankets so when they were doing CPR on me I didn't really have to feel the impact. So that made things a lot better for me.
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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