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Funny Things Parents Say Quotes & Sayings
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
Emma Stone
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Parents, however old they and we may grow to be, serve among other things to shield us from a sense of our doom. As long as they are around, we can avoid the fact of our mortality; we can still be innocent children.
Jane Howard
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I personally think that IMDB and some of those Wikipedia things are absolutely ridiculous, because I have been trying to write in to them and tell them, 'I didnt do this,' and they never change it. Like, supposedly, my parents are from the Dominican Republic. My parents are from Trinidad and Tobago!
Alfonso Ribeiro
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Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our parents are losing it.
Stanley H Cath
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Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.
Hermann J Steinherr
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Courage is what preserves our liberty, safety, life, and our homes and parents, our country and children. Courage comprises all things.
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Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our parents are losing it.
Stanley H Cath
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We don't always do the things our parents want us to do, but it is their mistake if they can't find a way to love us anyway.
J Courtney Sullivan
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Parents, however old they and we may grow to be, serve among other things to shield us from a sense of our doom. As long as they are around, we can avoid the fact of our mortality; we can still be innocent children.
Jane Howard
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Parents and children seldom act in concert: each child endeavours to appropriate the esteem or fondness of the parents, and the parents, with yet less temptation, betray each other to their children.
Samuel Johnson
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I try to be careful because technology changes so much over the years. But some things don't change. Kids and parents have disagreements, kids try to manipulate, parents try to sit down with rules and regs. That part never changes.
Paula Danziger
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Ive never been a huge spender. I bought my parents houses because I was young and thinking like most single children whose parents are going through a divorce, I wanted to try and make things better. I realized they just werent meant to be and thats beautiful too and theyre friends. Otherwise its mainly Dodger tickets. Seriously, I go pretty hard on those.
Shia Labeouf
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People ask me, do I blame Hollywood or my parents? No I dont blame my parents. It had nothing to do with them. I created it and manifested it and I got myself through it with the help of a lot of great people. When I look back at old photos, Im able to laugh at myself, in the same way I can show my dad [Lionel Richie] a picture of himself when he was in The Commodores with the Afro and the bell bottoms and hes like, Oh baby, thats so funny.'
Nicole Richie
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Parents give every moment of their happiness for your comfort and joy. Parents are the to guide you, and show ways to make you stand in the storm of time. They hide you in pains and suffering, and ready to take on any event to protect you. Treat your parents with loving care. For you will only know their value, when you see their empty chair.
Dr Anil Kr Sinha
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Say you hate your parents? Orphans cry their hearts out to have such loving and caring parents. Love your parents!
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My parents were involved in everything I did. They were showbiz people themselves. My dad was an actor. They were parents; they did what parents are supposed to do.
Tina Yothers
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I try to keep a balance. I actually believe that children want normal parents, they don't want celebrities or important parents or anything different from all the other parents.
Linda Hamilton
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Sometimes we don't appreciate the heavy sacrifices our parents are making for us until we become parents.
Terry Mark
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I think all kids think their parents are strict. My parents aren't superstrict, but they seem to be stricter than most. But even though it's like, 'Oh, gosh, I've gotta be in at this time,' they know what they're doing. I have great parents.
Cody Linley
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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