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Funny Things Parents Say Quotes & Sayings
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Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
Unknown
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Behold, the third time I am ready to come to you; and I will not be burdensome to you: for I seek not your's but you: for the children ought not to lay up for the parents, but the parents for the children.
Bible
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All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair
Mitch Albom
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s.. is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fischer
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
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I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bi... go everywhere.
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Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
Kelly Osbourne
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Children who avoid the mistakes their parents made often make the mistakes their parents avoided.
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There is no greater reason for children to honour parents than for parents to honour children except, that while the children are young, the parents are stronger than children.
Bertrand Russell
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
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I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the s.. talk with their children.
Epifania Savea
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
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Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture?
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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