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Funny Things Senior Citizens Say Quotes & Sayings
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If you think aficionados of a living Constitution want to bring you flexibility, think again. You think the death penalty is a good idea? Persuade your fellow citizens to adopt it. You want a right to abortion? Persuade your fellow citizens and enact it. That's flexibility.
Antonin Scalia
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.
Charles Krauthammer
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There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Jim Morrison
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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
Jack Buck
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What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
Danny DeVito
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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things that I keep to myself!!
Nishan Panwar
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The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
Todd Solondz
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It was we, the people; not we, the white male citizens; nor yet we, the male citizens; but we, the whole people, who formed the Union... Men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.
Susan B Anthony
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All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
Thornton Wilder
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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You can have all the gun control laws in the country, but if you don't enforce them, people are going to find a way to protect themselves. We need to recognize that bad people are doing bad things with these weapons. It's not the law-abiding citizens, it's not the person who uses it as a hobby.
Michael Steele
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I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes
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Al, I can't help you, I'm working for Senior Psychopath now! -Genie
Aladdin
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My money like a senior, watch it graduate.
J Cole
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You won't understand Senioritis until you're a Senior.
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You know, like I said, I'm not going to adjust my Senior Tour schedule.
Greg Norman
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David is 13 years my senior and has much more experience.
Anna Friel
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I can't wait to get my Senior year over with. I just need to start a new life somewhere else.
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Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
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