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I still care and think about you, I still stalk your profile, I still tweet about you, I still love you but you just don't know
Unknown
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Oh my god! I just heard myself say, 'I don't know of I should tweet that.' I've become THAT guy!
Jennifer Carpenter
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Behind every meaningful and touching tweet there's someone dying inside.
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Treat her exactly how she deserves to be treated or watch someone else do it.
Unknown
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'Just friends' Yeah, that phrase kills me every time.
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ASDFGHJKL: the perfect description of how you make me feel.
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Boys dont realize how much one little thing can upset a girl.
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There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Jim Morrison
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What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
Danny DeVito
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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things that I keep to myself!!
Nishan Panwar
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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
Jack Buck
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Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was just saying thanks.
Jason Segel
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Changing my Twitter name isn't a top priority right now. Sorry it bothers so many of you. Should I not tweet until I do? Does it really matter?
Demi Moore
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The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things.
Todd Solondz
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If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140 character blog?
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If you care about someone, send them a nice text or tweet right now. Don't take their life for granted. Tomorrow is not promised.
Unknown
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All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
Thornton Wilder
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter.
Zayn Malik
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I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes
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