TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Things To Tweet Aboutholes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Things To Tweet Aboutholes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Twitter Bios
Witty Twitter Bios
Twitter Bios
Cute Twitter Bios
Funny
Twitter
Twitter
Clever Twitter Bios
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Osama Bin Laden
Funny Osama Bin Laden
Relationship Tweet
Patience
Humor
Show more
Funny Facebook Status
Witty
Perception
Thought
Silence
Humor
Happiness
Time
Sadness
Fortune
Girls
Theft
Keeping It Real
Change
Birthday
Men
Funny New Years Resolution
New Year
Trying New Things
Funny Marriage
Men And Women
Mathematics
Misunderstood
Understanding
Think Before You Speak
Silly
Kids
Games
Water
QUOTES
A relationship doesnt scare me, neither does the commitment; It's the thought of us ending that scares me.
Unknown
4 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Sponsored Links
In a relationship the worst mistake is trying to control the other person , just doesn't work that way.
Unknown
19 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Unknown
11 Likes
Funny quotes
Men quotes
The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
Jean-Paul Malfatti
290 Likes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
New Year quotes
Change quotes
Trying New Things quotes
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
101 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Funny Marriage quotes
Men And Women quotes
Mathematics quotes
Misunderstood quotes
Understanding quotes
Sponsored Links
I won't give up on you, so don't give up on me.
Unknown
3 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Never try to create a relationship with someone who isn't even on the same page as you.
Unknown
4 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak.
Sydney Rogers
37 Likes
Twitter quotes
Think Before You Speak quotes
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.
Unknown
17 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Be the reason she smiles, not the reason she cries.
Unknown
3 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Sponsored Links
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
Colin Quinn
1 Likes
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
2 Likes
Do people with iPhones know that when they tweet their symbols on twitter it shows up as black blocks on other phones twitter timelines?
Jayde Nicole
2 Likes
Never bring old problems into a new relationship.
Unknown
7 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
Sponsored Links
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the kettle to boil...
Unknown
105 Likes
Kids quotes
Games quotes
Twitter quotes
Water quotes
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
2 Likes
Nobody wants to be in a relationship with someone they have to 'watch.'
Unknown
6 Likes
Relationship Tweet quotes
The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet.
Barney Frank
4 Likes
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Clifton Fadiman
25 Likes
Friendship quotes
Funny quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 29
Being Hurt
Being Imperfect
Being SIlly
Choices
Fascism
Fortune
Funny
Gay
Health
Heaven
Hope
I Miss You
Mistakes
Motivation
No Regrets
Past
Philosophical
Pride
Self Reliance
Trying Hard
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™