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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
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A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.
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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Johann Von Neumann
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Seeing old pictures with people you're no longer friends with is sad sometimes, its funny how things change...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
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As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Oscar Wilde
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
Paul Feig
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Funny how every time you push me away you turn around and you beg me to stay. Cut down by all the things you say. Ive had enough.
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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It's funny how it's the simple things in life that mean the most, not where you live, what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes.
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I wish more things in my life could be blamed on auto-correct.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
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