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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
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One of the most powerful devices is to distort time, to go from human time to atomic time, geologic time. Sometimes you can actually accomplish that, with one unexpected word choice.
Robert Morgan
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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
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