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Funny Twitter Bio Ideasty Dadasty Dad Quotes & Sayings
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I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
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Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Sho...
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Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.
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Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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Ive never been a millionaire but I just know Id be darling at it.
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Im not smart. I just wear glasses.
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Im real and I hope some of my followers are too.
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Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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