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Funny Twitter Status And Quotes & Sayings
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You know if their Twitter default picture is still an egg they're ugly.
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Me = Sleep + Twitter + Eat... *wondering why I'm gaining weight*
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People on Twitter seem like much better friends than the kids I know I'm real life.
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Jesus could get on Twitter and be like 'fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!' and someone would be like 'you're.'
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When half the males on Twitter tweet about treating girls right. Practice what you preach.
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I think its called 'twitter'. BUT they might have changed it to 'desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention.
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Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary.
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Am I the only person who doesn't see a point in calling someone out over twitter?
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I'm good at hiding my feelings, until I open Twitter...
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Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.
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It's like being dumped when a person you like talking to on twitter unfollows you.
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Some people can keep up twitter conversations so well but can't even reply your texts...
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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