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Funny Twitter Status And Quotes & Sayings
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When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important.
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Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.
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I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.
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Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything.
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I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.
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If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
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Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.
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You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Sho...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.
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Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?
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