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On this Valentine's Day, I don't want a gift from you but a special kiss which will seal our future of being together. Happy Valentines Day baby!
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship.
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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Let's spend Valentine's Day alone together.
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Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.
Jerry Weller
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Don't take your eyes off the trigger. I'm not to blame if your world turns to black. As your eyes start to blister there's just no hope for our final embrace.
Bullet For My Valentine
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If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special.
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You were told to run away. Soak the place, and light the flame pay the price for your betrayal. Your betrayal, your betrayal!
Bullet For My Valentine
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
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I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of 'Valentine's Day.' So it's like all about eight couples, and me and my boyfriend play one of them together. And that was a lot of fun.
Sarah Hyland
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Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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No girl deserves to be with a guy, that doesn't respect her enough to be faithful.
Kalvin Valentine
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When we finished the tour we had been writing together for a year. We moved forward from there and have just now finished our record. We're having a new record out in the Spring.
Kathy Valentine
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