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Funny Vegas Quotes & Sayings
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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
Johnny Vegas
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With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
Johnny Vegas
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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
Johnny Vegas
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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
Johnny Vegas
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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Adam Sandler
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
Johnny Vegas
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I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas.
Juice Newton
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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
Johnny Vegas
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Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.
Oscar Goodman
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Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!
Sigourney Weaver
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I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Head back, lay it down like a Vegas girl.
Conor Maynard
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
Johnny Vegas
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny Vegas
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Wow! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime!
Daffy Duck
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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
Johnny Vegas
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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Artie Lange
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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
Louie Anderson
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey
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I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.
Paul Taylor
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