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Funny Vegas S Quotes & Sayings
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I'm probably one of the worst people with numbers you've ever met. My brothers always kid that they think I'm counting cards in Vegas, but I'm just trying to add things up.
Luke Wilson
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
Johnny Vegas
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With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.
Jon Porter
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When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
Johnny Vegas
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The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up.
Pia Zadora
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Drew Carey
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I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time.
John Elway
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I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only.
Robert Goulet
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Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas.
Rachel Green
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I did my time for the ..... I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.
Mike Tyson
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No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.
Ralph Nader
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I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
Ben E King
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I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
Norm Crosby
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Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.
Paul Samuelson
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I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it.
Otis Blackwell
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On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.
Kesha
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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have s.., not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
Johnny Vegas
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As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think actor and see some easy money.
Matt Damon
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As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in 'Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think 'actor' and see some easy money.
Matt Damon
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