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Funny Vodka Drinki Quotes & Sayings
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
Anton Chekhov
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I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
Jean Grae
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Vodka and seven straight to my brain, put me under false impressions, hide all my pain.
Prince
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Jim Butcher
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The rhymes too hot to experience how not to I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
Jean Grae
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As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
Asne Seierstad
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I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
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Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pi.p or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand.
Lmfao
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Bill Brasky
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T Hall
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We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day
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I don't chase boys. I chase paper, my dreams, and my vodka.
Chanel Dudley
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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.
Unknown
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I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
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You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Maggianos hoppin out the benz like a mobster. Pasta, pellegrino penne ala vodka. Lobster, Filipino talking to me proper.
Vado
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Young ni... coming up they wanna gun you down, drinking vodka in the memory of my ni... damn.
Rick Ross
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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
Unknown
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
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