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Funny Wednesday Hump Dayy Quotes & Sayings
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If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday -- so much is true.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday.
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I don't like to go out to clubs and party. I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' that's just not me. I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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You can have it if you want to live in Agora fu..ing hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then Im gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfu..ing Wednesday.
Ari Gold
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
Stephen Colbert
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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And oh, what a mercy it is that these women do not exercise their powers oftener! We can't resist them, if they do. Let them show ever so little inclination, and men go down on their knees at once: old or ugly, it is all the same. And this I set down as a positive truth. A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry whom she likes. Only let us be thankful that the darlings are like the beasts of the field, and don't know their own power. They would overcome us entirely if they did.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are you high? House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted. Cuddy: It's Wednesday.
House MD
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
William Bragg Sr
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My fiance and I, when we first met, we had s..-text-Wednesdays. Every Wednesday we would text each other the naughtiest things. I was always so terrified that I would accidentally send it to my dad, because my dad is right below my fiance in my phone list, that would be terrifying, but it was really fun.
Anna Faris
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Monday Tuesday on the conway Wednesday Thursday on the conway. Friday Saturday on the conway 34th and broadway 34th and broadway whoa-ho!
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing the first pitch out at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how cool things are.
Jonah Hill
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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