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Funny Welcome Back Home Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Welcome Back Home" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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I'm no hero. Heroes don't come back. Survivors return home. Heroes never come home. If anyone thinks I'm a hero, I'm not.
Bob Feller
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I can see you through any darkness. Your light it leads me on. I'm coming back to your orchard. Coming back to my home.
Lizz Wright
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I think they quite like me when I work because I'm one of the safer directors to back, because even if my films don't bring their costs in back home, once they're shown outside of India they manage to cover the costs.
Satyajit Ray
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to
John Ed Pearce
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Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there any more.
Robin Hobb
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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I'm on my way back and your love will bring me home? I'm travelling fast and your love will bring me home?
Erasure
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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What do you do after you are world famous and nineteen or twenty and you have sat with prime ministers, kings and queens, the Pope? Do you go back home and take a job? What do you do to keep your sanity? You come back to the real world.
Wilma Rudolph
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I got home, picked up my ax, turned on the four-track and just played it. I played three solos back to back on Cemetery Gates. The next morning, the second and third solos weren't bad, but the first had that first take magic! I didn't touch it.
Dimebag Darrell
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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So fu.. you, Los Angeles, fu.. your palm trees, and your highassed women, and your fancy streets, for I am going home, back to Colorado, back to the best damned town in the USA - Boulder, Colorado.
John Fante
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
Groucho Marx
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I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon.
Ida B Wells
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Now Im building a whole new home in San Antonio and got a whole lot of face to spill face to fill? is that the word Im lookin for.. you know too much time off you cant do this too well first time back. You know I got a lot of space to fill in my home
Shawn Michaels
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