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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
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Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.'
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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