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Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr.
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Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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