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Funny You Would Die Laughinuredly Quotes & Sayings
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I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.
Voltaire
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
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How young can you die of old age?
Steven Wright
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Polar bears did very well in the warmer times. They didn't die out at all; they didn't die out in the last 10,000 years, nor during the previous interglacial, nor the one before that. So, they're just used as a deceitful heartthrob; you know, to pluck your heartstrings because the polar bears might die out.
Piers Corbyn
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Muhammad Ali
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their exes before.
Unknown
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s.. is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Bai Ling
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Blessed are those who struggle. Oppression is worse than the grave. Better to die for a noble cause. Than to live and die a slave. Blessed are those who courted death. Who offered their lives to give. Who dared to rebel, rather than serve. To die so that we might live.
The Last Poets
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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Nikhil Saluja
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It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
Owen Wilson
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*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds?
Unknown
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The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die.
Unknown
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I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age when I was considered a little old to be on a kiddy ride. Absolutely terrified. Thought I was going to die.
Rachael Leigh
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Ride or die, fool! Ride or die!
Movie Name: Madea Goes To Jail
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Muhammad Ali
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he goes to the desert, fires a rifle in the sky, and says 'God, if I have to die you will have to die.
Isaac Brock
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They say the good die young and the bad die old. I'm somewhere in the middle so please pray for my soul.
Unknown
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