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Funny Young And Old Married Coup Quotes & Sayings
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I married a young Englishman in Cambridge in 1955 and have lived in Britain every since.
Anne Stevenson
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.
Jack Nicholson
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Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker, you are still a dreamer, and will one time know, and feel, that your life is but a dream.
Donald G Mitchell
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This is what s..ual liberation chiefly accomplishes - it liberates young women to pursue married men.
George Gilder
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This is a coup for commissioner Bud Selig. I'm surprised it's as good as it is.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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Dear young girls losing their virginity; If your age is on the clock, youre too young for the cock.
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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.
Sean Connery
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For that story, I took as my subject a young woman whom I got to know over the course of a couple of visits. I never saw her having any health problems - but I knew she wanted to be married.
Jhumpa Lahiri
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If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first lovers and protect each other like siblings, then you know you are meant to be together
Indiie Aroha Young
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Believe it or not, when we were first married, our combined monthly student loan bills were actually higher than our mortgage. We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.
Michelle Obama
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This is what s..ual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men.
George Gilder
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Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.
Brigham Young
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A military coup needs a sacrifice and courage that you can't find in an army without morale.
Jalal Talabani
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Sorry even your gay friends will now be getting married before you.
Unknown
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I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.
Unknown
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Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.
Unknown
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