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George Carlin 60th Birthday Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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60s is the new 40s. The only difference is the level of experience.
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You have to change your ID, because they made a mistake. You are not 60. You are just a 40 year old with 20 years of experience.
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Forget the block, when you're sixty, you've been around the entire neighborhood a few times.
Dane Peddigrew
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Age is just a matter of feeling. You aren't sixty if you dont feel like it.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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