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George Carlin 60th Birthday Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu...
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
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The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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All of us are joining in to say, that may the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy Birthday!
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65 Rocks!!! You get better with every turn. Keep calm you're SIXTY FIVE only. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Have an amazing birthday. It only comes one day a year so do something to make it memorable! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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May this birthday be different from the rest of your birthdays in every good way. May all your fantasies come true. Have a lovely birthday.
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Take a day off to celebrate you birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
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Set the world on fire with your dreams and use the flame to light a birthday candle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Thank you for understanding and trusting me so much. But most of all thank you for standing by my side and believing, I was right even when everybody thought otherwise. Happy Birthday to you. I wish the best of best comes to you.
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I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to enough compared to the present that you are to me. I love you my dearest sister. Have a rocking birthday. I promise to help you do that.
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What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance!
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