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George Carlin 60th Birthday Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
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Cause it's your birthday, I give you a wish; I hope you get a gift, for every candle there is... Happy birthday!
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It feels like you just had a birthday the other day. Oh yeah, sorry I am late. Happy birthday.
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May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth.
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You are the loveliest person I have ever seen. May you be blessed this year with more wisdom, more happiness and more success than ever before. Have a very Happy Birthday!
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You're only 65 on the outside...Inside you're still rebellious teenager. Wish you a healthy and joyful year ahead. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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On this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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Religion is just mind control
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If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem
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When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
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You are a gift to the world. How is that for a reverse birthday wish. Happy Birthday.
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Birthday are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you. Thank you for making my birthday so memorable.
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It's always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so sweet.
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Happy birthday to a much better mom than Casey Anthony.
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