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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December.
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Parents should stop telling their kids about santa clause because it keeps them from knowing the true meaning of christmas.
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Dear Santa, I already have everything I could possibly wish for this year. Got my family, good friends and LOVE. Please take care of those who need you. THANK YOU!! XX
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
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Ignorance is a luxury of life....Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we know...
Bobby Ray
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Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pi.p. bi... better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfu..er!
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright
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When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long.
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I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.
Ben Savage
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I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'
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The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget.
Jimmy Fallon
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When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.
Leonard Maltin
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
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Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.
Chris Van Allsburg
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.
Mick Ralphs
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You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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