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Guys Are Like Parking Spots Quotes & Sayings
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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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The three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M Hutchins
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We were living in a tumultuous time, when the world was upside down. Freeman produced a show that was black and white, the good guys versus the bad guys.
James MacArthur
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The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
Sammy Hagar
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I began acting when River was doing this TV series and they needed two kids for the show, so they got me and my little sister, Summer, to do it. After that I did some really weird guest spots with orangutans and stuff.
Joaquin Phoenix
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Spots are on the surface of the solar body where they are produced and also dissolved, some in shorter and others in longer periods. They are carried around the Sun; an important occurrence in itself.
Galileo Galilei
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis Diller
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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Love is blind but after experiencing it for a long time you should become familiar with some particular spots.
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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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So we parking lot pi.p, hit the diner for some grub. The squad type thick you know I'm rolling with the thugs.
Jim Jones
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Hey angry people, cheer up. It can always be worse. So no need to get pissed at me for taking a few extra seconds to leave a parking spot.
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I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr
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I say I'm ridin, I'm swervin, barely missing the curb. I got this bad bi... and she twerkin, hit the parking lot and we murk this shit.
TI
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Well, I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot. Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot.
Lil Wyte
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To come in and win three races already this year and maybe set a record by winning four is pretty unique. But guys like Mark Martin, Rusty Wallace and these guys are not wanting that to happen.
Dale Earnhardt
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