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Between the covers of the books that no one had ever read again, in the old parchments damaged by dampness, a livid flower had prospered, and in the air that had been the purest and brightest in the house an unbearable smell of rotten memories floated.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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My favorite animal to hunt is probably elk. There's nothing like the sound of a bugling bull splitting the cold air at first light. And that smell is unmistakable. Once you experience their musk in the wild there's no going back! A close second would be a varmint hunt.
Chris Pratt
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Sometimes when you pick up your child you can feel the map of your own bones beneath your hands, or smell the scent of your skin in the nape of his neck. This is the most extraordinary thing about motherhood - finding a piece of yourself separate and apart that all the same you could not live without.
Jodi Picoult
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Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don't want to talk to you... It doesn't mean it fixes your feelings or takes away the sadness. You should just start to go, I'm OK.'
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds - the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall.
Chuck Jones
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It sounds crazy but I love to window-shop. My favorite stores are on Manhattans Fifth Avenue. I can spend hours looking at the new collections in Fendi, Tiffany & Co and Louis Vuitton. I used to do it when I didnt have money and it reminds me of how far Ive come.
Jennifer Lopez
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We didnt write our vows word for word. I researched on the internet for three days! I read about other peoples ceremonies, picking and choosing what I liked. We chose a few poems and a ring blessing.
Hilary Duff
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The friendship that had sprung up between Edward and Seth was something that still boggled my mind. It was proof, though, that things didnt have to be this way. That vampires and werewolves could get along just fine, thank you very much, if they were of a mind to. - Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Between the covers of the books that no one had ever read again, in the old parchments damaged by dampness, a livid flower had prospered, and in the air that had been the purest and brightest in the house an unbearable smell of rotten memories floated.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I've got a vendetta to destroy the Net, to make everyone go to the library. I love the organic thing of pen and paper, ink on canvas. I love going down to the library, the feel and smell of books.
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Does this rag smell like chloro.... to you?
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I planned on taking the hammer on Thor, and sort of missed my opportunity. But its not happening this time, I guarantee it. Ill say it publically, too. The hammer is coming with me. I thought, oh maybe they will give it to me, but that didnt happen.
Chris Hemsworth
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Relationships help you learn more about what you want. If one doesnt work out, you just kind of look at it and go, Okay, well, this is what I did like and this is what I didnt like, and this is what I did wrong, and maybe I need to be more like this. And so you learn things, and thats why you grow. And you bring all the stuff that youve changed about yourself to a new relationship until you finally find that person you really, really want.
Ashley Tisdale
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Hes brave. Brave as you are. Didnt pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You shouldve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless. -Jacob Black
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feeling guilty, and generally taking the time to soak up a little peace and serenity.
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But aesthetics is not religion, and the origins of religion lie somewhere completely different. They lie anyway, these roses smell too sweet and the deep roar of the breaking waves is too splendid, to do justice to such weighty matters now.
Rudolf Otto
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Have you ever paused to be Grateful? For eyes to see, nose to smell, ears to hear, tongue to taste, hands to feel, head to think and heart to love?
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I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So, I had a little bit of experience in food service. Fortunately, I didnt actually have to prepare anything on camera in the movie, which saved me from having to take any cooking classes.
Michael Ealy
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Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
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Im mad at myself, not you. Im mad for always being nice, for apologizing when I didnt do anything wrong, for getting attached, and for making you a huge part of my life.
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