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Showing search results for "Heart Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I love this crazy, messed up, heart breaking, joyful, tear jerking, laughable, joke filled, memorable thing we call life.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I just can't understand one thing-how can you act like you don't care, after everything we went trough? While I'm here, thinking about you all day long, while I'm making myself a joke to impress you, while I wake up every morning, with my eyes hurt from last night tears about you and painting a fake smile, while I'm doing anything to get your attention, only one word, only one smile, only one little look from you...
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A heart spoke, a heart listened and I chose you!
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Follow your heart. Your heart is the right guide in everything big.
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They say you should always follow your heart, but what should I do when everywhere my heart leads me I end up hurting?
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The heart wants what the heart wants, and can't accept that it can't have it. The brain knows it can't have it, but can't argue with the heart. Now, what???
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Keep playing with girl's heart, you'll eventually fall and realize its a bi... putting a heart back together.
Caroline Ortiz Melo
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Love can melt the hardest heart. Heal the wounds of a broken heart. And remove the fears of an anxious heart.
Bella Claveria Carig Martinez
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Touch my heart and you will feel, listen to my heart and you will hear, look into my heart and you will see, you will always be a special part of me.
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Love can melt the hardest heart, heal the wounds of the broken heart and quiet the fears of the anxious heart.
Malika E Nura
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Your heart says stay and battle the pain, but your mind says leave for all this isn't needed, broken into pieces for that one and only. But follow your heart because the heart can only take so much.
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Has it ever occurred to you that God is such a loving and gentle person because his heart is filled, like a reservoir, with joy? Caring for our own hearts isn't selfishness; it's how we begin to love...What will you bring to others if your heart is empty, dried up, pinned down? Love is the point. And you can't love without your heart, and you can't love well unless your heart is well...How you handle your own heart is how you will handle theirs.
John Eldredge
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