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Hilarious Cops Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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& I will never stop, like I'm runnin' from the cops
Lil Wayne
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Cops actually may be the most inconsiderate people on earth.
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My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.
Mackenzie Crook
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We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.
David Steinberg
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Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
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I wish Santa was a one percenter.
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There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.
Joe Mantegna
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They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.
Lawrence Taylor
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It's the blind leading the blond, it's the cops collecting for cons.
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you know the cops don't like us because they wanna rock just like us
Lil Wayne
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
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You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.
Dean Norris
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Old friends you grew up with really can't trust em' and the cops is watching you so you really can't bust em'
Lil B
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Police come around don't nobody say nothin. And you be with the cops, You ni...s is McLovin.
Wale
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