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Hilarious First Date Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Hilarious First Date" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you.
Anna Nicole Smith
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The worst part about being set up on a blind date is when you realize that your date isn't blind and is way too hot for you.
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I could not tell you the date of my mother's death. I could not tell you the date of my dad's death. These are not dates that I find significant.
O J Simpson
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A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check on their first date. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that he did that, or the fact that she's still counting it as a date.
Seth Meyers
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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Jennifer Lopez
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Yo if the last time you were on a date they had pay phones, you know its been a long time since you had a date.
Pauly D
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I would date a fan. I mean, honestly, I would date anyone that's a nice, good, solid person. That has like a good head on their shoulders and is really sweet and like funny. So if a fan had all those qualities then I would definitely not hold back.
Victoria Justice
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When we were 16, after four years of kissing and playing boyfriend and girlfriend, we were like, "Hey, do we really like each other or do we just pretend we like each other five days a week?" So we went out to dinner one time. It wasn't like a real date or anything, we were just like, 'Maybe we should hang out outside of work and see if we really like each other.' We just ended up joking like we always did, like brother and sister, and realized at the end of our dinner date that we're more like family.
Danielle Fishel
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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Jennifer Lopez
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If your trying to date me, date me for a reason....NOT a season.
Syoung
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Most girls date boys because of their money. True girls would look beyond it, and date guys because of their personality.
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Most guys date girls because of their looks. True guys would look beyond it, and date girls because of their personality.
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Remember, when she cancels a date she has too. But when he cancels a date he has two.
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Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.
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My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.
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Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
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I'm going to regift something special for you.
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I wish Santa was a one percenter.
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We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.
David Steinberg
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Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
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