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Homer Simpson Birthd Laxative Quotes & Sayings
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Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way.
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Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
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I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth.
Homer Simpson
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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.
Homer Simpson
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Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!
Homer Simpson
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
Homer Simpson
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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