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Hot Weather Funny Jok Quotes & Sayings
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My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.
Unknown
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I don't want people thinking of me s..ually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and s..y. The next thing you know, I'd be the next J.Lo or something. But that's easy. I want it the hard way.
Michelle Rodriguez
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
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Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde
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Too cold to think.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring.
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When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
Alice Hoffman
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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the s.. I'm radiating?
Adam Sandler
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
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Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.
Oliver Cromwell
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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you.
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I'm hot hot but I'm cooler than your jewels. I am a bigshot, probably see me in the news.
Teyana Taylor
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I hate girls that say all guys who play a certain sport are hot. There is no way all of them are hot....stop trying to get their attention
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Cause they know I'm known to make that work cartwheel. Hot wheel, hot steel, ride around my block still.
2 Chainz
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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
William Butler Yeats
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Watching a horror movie and thinkin: No dont kill him! Hes hot.
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