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The rhymes too hot to experience how not to I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
Jean Grae
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I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
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When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.
Paul Rudd
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Bill Brasky
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Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pi.p or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand.
Lmfao
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I didnt have the kind of childhood or family life that would have given me any perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. So I havent had as much success in my relationships as I would have liked. You cant live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didnt do for you. Youre dealt the cards that youre dealt. I realized it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself.
Drew Barrymore
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
Unknown
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I did a scary movie called Venom about a year ago and my character was supposed to be a voodoo priestess daughter. That I didnt mind because of the character, but, I just didnt want to refer to God a particular way. Im a Christian, but not a religious Christian. Im just very spiritual. I have my belief system and anything I feel would be disappointing to God I dont do. But, it has to be my personal feeling not someone elses or my pastors or my moms. If I feel that its going to be disappointing to him, I wont do it.
Meagan Good
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didnt understand the assignment, and I told them they didnt understand life.
John Lennon
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T Hall
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I don't chase boys. I chase paper, my dreams, and my vodka.
Chanel Dudley
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We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day
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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.
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You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Maggianos hoppin out the benz like a mobster. Pasta, pellegrino penne ala vodka. Lobster, Filipino talking to me proper.
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I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
Roy Jones Jr
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Young ni... coming up they wanna gun you down, drinking vodka in the memory of my ni... damn.
Rick Ross
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I cheated. I made a big-time, immature mistake that I believe everyone needs to go through and I take positive and negative from it. But I dont even know who it was. I didnt have s.. with a girl, I just kissed a girl. Regardless, I take cheating really seriously and Ive always taken it seriously, but you dont take things seriously until it really happens to you. Then you change. I definitely learned a lot from what I did. It was a stupid mistake. I loved her a lot and she was my best friend, but I say its a blessing because I didnt cheat on my wife. Then I would have been the biggest idiot. Im still an idiot, its just better to learn these things when youre young
Rob Kardashian
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
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