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I Want To Eat That When The Kids Leave Quotes & Sayings
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Dan Castellaneta
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Bird eat it and they leave it. Fowls eat it Goats love to play with it.
Peter Tosh
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Whenever we would get in fights he would hide my purse and keys so I couldn't leave. He once took the carseats so that I couldn't leave with the kids. I felt so powerless.
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Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.
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It's hard enough to get your kids to eat healthy, try cooking together and making it fun.
Brooke Burke
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Before I eat an MC I say my grace. Leave you dead without a trace. Got a problem with me, say it to my face.
Ludacris
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My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.
Alan Thicke
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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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Vampire fu.. up your evening. I pop up and eat lunch, leave you in the cement.
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But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
Joely Fisher
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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
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We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it's really - we're thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way.
Phil Lesh
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As a guest who doesn't eat, drink or smoke, you leave much to be desired, but as a writer, you're my girl.
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I want to have kids everywhere...I want to eat Haagen-Dazs and get broad hips. If you try to stay young forever, you don't really live.
Elizabeth Mitchell
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I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up and go to school. Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Tina Yothers
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Most kids will not volunteer to eat veggies. At times you must step up to the plate and enforce the rule of authority as a parent.
Lee Haney
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My headphones are like my own personal 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign.
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his eyes have more bags then his kids when they were forced to leave his home.
Jeff Ross
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