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If A Dog Could Do Ity Will Get You Quotes & Sayings
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his d..k while he's pissing.
Immortal Technique
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard
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How gon' look in your sons face and turn your back. Then go start another family dog what type of shit is that?
J Cole
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I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
William H Macy
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Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you say, 'You better let him finish.'
Robert Schimmel
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My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind.
Christopher Mintz Plasse
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The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Edgar Watson Howe
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I share the same instinct mothers have to protect their children towards my Dog, don't make me release my inner lioness.
Unknown
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I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.
James Spader
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
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Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.
Andres Segovia
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Dogs are indeed the most social, affectionate, and amiable animals of the whole brute creation...
Edmund Burke
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Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.
Darrell Royal
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A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show.
John Turturro
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Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
Elizabeth Pena
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Sir, I don't think God really cares too much about us, or he wouldn't have put us here. I mean, look where we stay at. It's all fu..ed - It's messed up around here.
O-Dog
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I'll be larger then that ni... Steven Seagal I'll be a big-ass-movie-star, shit.
O-Dog
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Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
Louis Sabin
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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