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If Monday Was A Person It Quotes & Sayings
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Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.
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Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
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Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Laid off last Monday. Starting a new job next Monday! Whirlwind...
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I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.
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I call you a Monday because nobody likes you.
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Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
Alex Agase
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Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?
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The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
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Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.
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Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.
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I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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