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Iphone 5 Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone.
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Sorry that telling me about your great new iPhone drained its entire battery.
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Naked iPhone is so beautiful but really not worth the risk of a giant crack in the screen...
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The amount of times in a day I have to use 'find my iphone' in my own house is really sad.
Justine Ezarik
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My iPhone suggests GPS when I'm trying to write GOD. I think we are finally synced.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Im like an iphone I just lose energy without doing anything
Ritu Ghatourey
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Just a reminder that fireworks look even more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
Daniel Tosh
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Had an iPhone for about 6 months now and still haven't bought a case. You can never say I don't live the thug life. I'm real out here.
Unknown
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.
Jonah Hill
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What if they tell you this music was bogus? The government run it, they controllin the culture. Would you believe that if you read that? What if they tell you the iPhone was tapped? And see all of your browse and I know you viewin your apps.
Wale
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IPhone and iPad, Amex in my gat. Left hand got ten bands; back pocket, four stacks.
Rick Ross
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For the kids too young to understand: Blowing into a Nintendo cartridge in the 80's was our version of wiping your iPhone screen on your jeans..
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