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Joan Rivers Heart Byp Quotes & Sayings
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
Joan Rivers
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Don't tell your kids that you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds', now go back to sleep.
Joan Rivers
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I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the hell off my property.
Joan Rivers
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan Rivers
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
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Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Joan Rivers
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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I blame my mother for my poor s.. life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear
Joan Rivers
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My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Joan Rivers
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I blame my mother for my poor s.. life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Joan Rivers
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Victoria Beckham should get a life, I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes $12,000 bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.
Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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