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Joan Rivers On Love Quotes & Sayings
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, thats why she forgot the words. Shes gotten so big. She looks like she could eat Lady GaGa. Great way to get rid of competition.
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