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If American politics does not look to you like a joke, a tragic dance; if you have enough blindness left in you, on any plea, on any excuse, to vote for the Democratic Party or the Republican Party (for at present machine and party are one), or for any candidate who does not stand for a new era, then you yourself pass into the slide of the magic-lantern; you are an exhibit, a quaint product, a curiosity of the American soil. You are part of the problem.
John Jay Chapman
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My mom was a very productive playwright. I remember a poster for one of her shows. It was at Columbus Circle and all the subway stops in New York. The poster was a picture of my mom putting up her own poster, that was the joke of the poster. It was always a victim of graffiti. Sometimes my mom got her teeth blackened. Sometimes she got a mustache, or little word balloons filled with filth that my mother would very rarely say. What I learned was that when you're an artist, you put stuff out there. The feelings people have about it are out of your control.
Jon Cryer
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Can anyone picture God telling, taking, or enjoying a good joke? The idea is laughable. The Devil, on the other hand, laughs with demonic mirth, is possessed of a sardonic wit, and his eyes hold a glint of wicked bemusement. The farthest God, in his popular image, ever strays from sobriety is a beneficent smile. Satan sni...s with fiendish scorn at God, who sits in his ivory tower emitting nary a chuckle.
Diane LaVey
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I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
Ben Folds
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Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
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I like you. Ive liked you since the day we started talking. I like your laugh, smile, face, body, personality, humor. Everything. I could literally write a book about you, I can talk to you about anything thats on my mind; with you its different, completely different, its like Ive known you my whole life. The way we joke around and talk, when we hang out, everything, its just amazing to have you as one of my best friends.I can be myself around you, I dont have to act like something or someone Im not and I LOVE that. I feel like I can be real around you. Like I dont have to hide anything. You're an amazing guy and Im here for you whenever you need someone to talk to or anything. Its everything about you that I like, in my eyes, youre perfect.
Larissa Brodie
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I thought of you today but thats nothing new. I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too. For every day good or bad you'll always be in my head. I hope you've understood everything Ive said. This isn't just a joke or a silly lie. Id never do anything to make you wanna cry. Im sorry if I do something to make you really mad. It only comes back and makes me really sad. I really do love you and everything you are. I hope this relationship gets really far. I'll never get you out I simply don't know how. In fact Im thinking of you right about now. You're everything I need and everything to me. You know exactly who you are and what you want to be. You always make me smile just by being there. I hope you know how much I really do care. Every time I think of you my stomach seems to twist. This is why I love you, Ive made a huge list. The list goes on forever and never will it end. Neither will our relationship you'll always be my friend.
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I don't want a perfect girl, perfect doesn't exist. I just want a girl who's perfect for me. A girl who I can talk to for hours without getting bored. A girl who understands me and who will always be there for me. I want a girl who would sit down and play video games with me, she'll take the controller and act as if she knows what she's doing. I want a girl that I can be weird with and she's jus t as weird. We can joke around, play pranks and have fun with each other. I want a girl that leaves me special messages where she tells me her feelings, it's like a reminder of how good of a job I'm doing in making her happy. I want a girl who has confidence, values, and knows exactly what she wants. Most importantly, I want a girl with an awesome personality. A girls personality is what sets her apart from the rest, it's what makes them unique and that's why I love it. Ultimately, at the end of the day I just want a girl who I can call mine, a girl who won't hurt me and who will accept me for me.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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