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Joke Police Quotes & Sayings
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
Will Rogers
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
Latin Proverb
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Harper Lee
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Eddie Izzard
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Clearly it is better that, when someone is wanted by the international police, and this person travels, and a country knows about it, that country reports the fact.
Ricardo Lagos
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I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by the police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.
Michael Dukakis
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I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the pit, and it was time to sc.... myself out of it.
Bryan Adams
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If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light. Those days are over, you don't have to sell your body unto the night.
The Police
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Unknown
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Call the police and call the press, but please, dear God, don't tell my friends.
Bare Naked Ladies
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Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence.
Dora Russell
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Your shit is like the police asking us questions. ni... we don't know shit.
Drake
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Too much information running through my brain, too much information driving me insane.
The Police
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Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart.
The Police
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The police must obey the law while enforcing the law.
Earl Warren
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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